Banana Boy was the boldest boy that I had ever seen, and every time that he did a bad thing, a banana would grow where his finger had been.
LIKES: Pranks, naughtyness, teasing animals.
TOOLS: Slingshot, hammer, saw.
STRENGTH: 54
EVIL: 88
SPEED: 76
FREAKYNESS: 82
MAGIC: 34
The Crabbit appears when you’ve drank too much drink, and after you meet, you’ll soon need a shrink.
LIKES: Temptation, mockery, nightmares.
TOOLS: Alcohol, cigarettes, playing cards.
STRENGTH: 77
EVIL: 83
SPEED: 67
FREAKYNESS: 72
MAGIC: 92
The maintenance man who appears every night, to clean out our ears, then vanish from site. He takes the wax home contained in a jar, and gradually builds up a sculpture bizarre.
LIKES: Ear wax, sculpture, mischief.
TOOLS: Slingshot, hammer, saw.
STRENGTH: 70
EVIL: 52
SPEED: 68
FREAKYNESS: 94
MAGIC: 90
Guts was a cat, a very special cat with a pickle in her pockets and an onion for a hat. Barks like a dog, prickles when she purrs but her most peculiar habit is to shed her skin and fur.
LIKES: Dancing, fish, pulling out her insides.
TOOLS: Internal organs, intestine whip, claws.
STRENGTH: 34
EVIL: 28
SPEED: 89
FREAKYNESS: 86
MAGIC: 74
The Hedgehog Swallower sought fame and followers, he rose from poverty to night time novelty.
LIKES: Fame, money, performing.
TOOLS: Hedgehogs, toothbrush, dental floss.
STRENGTH: 60
EVIL: 34
SPEED: 70
FREAKYNESS: 91
MAGIC: 69
Micky Mould appeared and he never went away, a living breathing souvenir of my forgetful ways.
LIKES: Punctuality, rules, routine.
TOOLS: Clocks, post-it notes, plunger.
STRENGTH: 93
EVIL: 88
SPEED: 83
FREAKYNESS: 91
MAGIC: 87
A psychopathic surgeon with a crazy low-low price, and while the rents are surging, he’s the only choice.
LIKES: Unnecessary surgery, suffering, TCP.
TOOLS: Stethoscope, pills, laughing gas.
STRENGTH: 37
EVIL: 96
SPEED: 58
FREAKYNESS: 67
MAGIC: 30
There was an old man on our road who hated children, preferred the weather nice and cold to keep the chill in. Then slowly he began to change, into a softy…
LIKES: Cold weather, smoking, liver.
TOOLS: Walking stick, cigarettes, football.
STRENGTH: 24
EVIL: 85
SPEED: 23
FREAKYNESS: 80
MAGIC: 48
There’s a man who lives at the end of my street, who absolutely no one ever hopes to meet. With pockets so big and dripping wet, how on earth did they ever like that get?
LIKES: Skipping, jogging, gyrating.
TOOLS: Pockets, pogo stick, skipping rope.
STRENGTH: 52
EVIL: 89
SPEED: 73
FREAKYNESS: 90
MAGIC: 25
Sally played around with every boy in town, I called her a tart and she just tore my heart apart, I knew it was soon over, with me and this pavlova, she could not defrost but it’s better to have loved and lost.
LIKES: Violence, flirting, strawberries.
TOOLS: Rolling pin, spatula, cupcake grenade.
STRENGTH: 77
EVIL: 39
SPEED: 71
FREAKYNESS: 86
MAGIC: 80